STICK THAT UP YOUR NORVERN ARSEHOLES YOU MUGGY CUNTS

LIKE A LOT OF PEOPLE IN BUSINESS, I FEAR SHE HAS DELETED HER OWN SOUL.

THE BIRDS (IN NEWCASTLE) ARE ESSENTIALLY CHUBBY RETARDS WITH AN ORANGE HUE.

I FIND BEHEADINGS RUDE.

WE BLESS YOU WITH BEAUTY AND RAGE.

YOU COULD SHIFT 10 STONE AND IT WOULD BE LIKE THROWING DECK CHAIRS OFF THE TITANIC YOU SWEATY OAF.

I CAN SPEAK A BIT OF GERMAN; VOT IS YOUR NAME?

FUCK OFF ALLARDYCE YOU FAT WANKER.

NATURE IS SERIOUS, BUT NEVER SAD.

FELIX MAGATH,

I DON'T LIKE HIM.

HE TALKS A LOAD OF BOLLOCKS AND HE LOOKS LIKE A TWAT.

I DON'T LIKE HIS FACE.

I CAN'T THINK UNLESS I'M LYING DOWN.