IT'S A BIG BOWL OF WRONG.
IT WAS THE MOST TEDIOUS SHIRT YOU'D EVER SEEN.
HE OFFERS NOTHING, DEFENSIVELY OR ATTACKING.
LIKE A DOG CHASING A BALLOON.
I MIGHT GO AND EAT MY OWN FAECES AFTER WATCHING THAT.
IF YOU CAN'T BEAT OR JOIN THEM, FORGET ABOUT THEM.
IT'S A NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT.
HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE 'ENVELOPE'? DO YOU SAY 'ENvelope' OR 'ONvelope'? IN MY EXPERIENCE PEOPLE WHO SAY THE LATTER TEND TO BE WANKERS.
NEVER STAND IN THE WAY OF YOUR ENEMY WHEN THEY'RE TRYING TO DESTROY THEMSELVES.
ALL THINGS GOOD SHOULD FLOW INTO THE BOULEVARD.
A TIDY HAIRCUT GIVES A TIDY MIND.
HE DOES THIS BY PULLING AN EXPRESSION SO EARNEST IT BORDERS ON THE INSANE.
THE SUNSHINE BUS WILL BE ROUND TO PICK YOU UP IN 20 MINS.
YOU READY?
I WAS BORN READY.
HE IS SUCH A FUCKING VEST-WEARING FANNY.
WE'RE FUCKING SHIT. PLAYERS HAVE NO BOTTLE, MANAGER NO NOUS. I HOPE THEY ALL DIE.
£4.5M!? BITE THEIR FUCKING ARMS OFF.
I HAVE NOW DISCOVERED SHE HAS COPROLALIA AFTER SHE CALLED MY MUM A 'CUNT-EATING WHORE' OVER THE BREAKFAST TABLE. WHAT SHOULD I DO?
MY NAME IS KRISTINA. I AM 26 YEARS OLD. I'M FROM RUSSIA, CITY CHEBOKSARY.
I JUST WANNA LIE ON THE BEACH AND EAT HOT DOGS. THAT'S ALL I EVER WANTED.
YOU'RE A FAT PILE OF SHIT YOU FUCKING USELESS CUNT.
HE WHO CUTS THE WOOD WARMS HIMSELF TWICE.
WORRY ABOUT TOMORROW TOMORROW.
MOYES? NOW THERE'S A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S HAD TO SCRAP FOR EVERY MEAL HE'S EVER EATEN.
