A DRINK AND A QUICK DECISION.

HE SINGS HIS SONG AND HE BREAKS MY HEART IN TWO.

I'M THE JUDGE, THE JURY AND THE JAILER.

WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT SUNDAY MORNING? SUNDAY MORNING SUCKS.

LOOK AT HIS FACE. HIS FACE SUCKS.

THAT'S NOT BEING NICE.THAT'S JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER.

THE BLOKE IS A PLANK.

I'M IRISH; I'LL DEAL WITH SOMETHING GOING WRONG FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.

DERIVE HAPPINESS IN ONESELF FROM A GOOD DAY'S WORK, FROM ILLUMINATING THE FOG THAT SURROUNDS US.

NO PROBLEM CAN SUSTAIN THE POWER OF THOUGHT.

PERFECT PARANOIA IS PERFECT AWARENESS.

YOU ARE SIMPLY A CLUELESS COCK-SNUFFLER.

I WAS DELIGHTED WHEN IT WAS OVER AND I COULD GET ON TO CLEANING THE CAT'S LITTER BOX.

A PINT OF BOTHERED PLEASE.

THERE'S ONLY ONE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME AND A MADMAN; I AM NOT MAD.

THE THING ABOUT SOUP IS, IT JUST GOES RIGHT THROUGH YA. THAT'S WHY I LIKE IT, GIVES ME SOMETHING TO DO.

ALL OF MAN'S PROBLEMS COME FROM BEING UNABLE TO SIT IN A QUIET ROOM ON HIS OWN.

SURRENDER, PLAY, OR BECOME AN INSTIGATOR OF REBELLION.

WANT A MORE BEARABLE EXISTANCE? LOWER YOUR EXPECTATIONS OF OTHERS, WHILE RAISING THEM IN YOURSELF.

ONCE YOU'VE SEEN THE FIRST TEN MINUTES, YOU PRETTY MUCH KNOW YOU'VE BEEN HAD.

IF YOU'RE GOING TO WORK IN A WHOREHOUSE, BE THE BEST WHORE IN THE HOUSE.

*UNZIPS*

PARADES ARE FOR CUNTS. THERE, I SAID IT.

SUCKJOB: $275.

WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, THE TOUGH TAKES A COFFEE BREAK.

MAN VILL NÄSTAN HOSTA ÅT HENNE :).

YOU GUYS FUCKING SUCK!

JESUS, THESE GUYS DO *NOT* ROCK.

MEN NI VET HUR DET ÄR, DÅLIG STIL MÅR DÅLIGT AV DAGSLJUS.

SO DON'T TRY TO WIN A BATTLE YOU CAN'T WIN YOU SWEATY SLUT.

UNG, FET OCH OLYCKLIG.

THE FIRST DRAFT OF ANYTHING IS SHIT.

HON ÄR EN JÄTTEKORKAD PERSON. JAG HAR GÅTT I FILMSKOLA MED HENNE. HON ÄR FAKTISKT EN KORKAD PERSON. DUM ALLTSÅ.

I WILL DO MY BEST, DESPITE HATING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU.

YEEEAH, I DON'T WANNA DO THAT.

ANDERS LYCKSELL